Have pretty much decided I'll not bother. Might write something for the scrapbook Ashkitty suggested and which Jane Somebody pimped on her lj.
Here's what just popped into my head:
"Have you seen this?! It's bloody outrageous." Bran flung a newspaper onto the table in front of Will who looked up mildly from under his fringe. It was a review of a certain film that had amused him greatly. "Is this supposed to be about you?" Bran growled. "It bears no resemblance to... to the original. And... weren't you eleven?"
Will raised his eyebrows and shrugged.
"Aren't you the tiniest bit annoyed? Gah! There are times I wonder if anything ever moves you at all!"
"Some things do. But this nobody will remember about in a couple of years' time."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Checked have you?"
"Not so indifferent after all."
"Perhaps. But talking about resemblance to the original... you were supposed to have forgotten about everything, weren't you?"
"Well, I never liked that part of the books much anyway."
- TDIR film